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Relationships

Your new girlfriend know's that's me she taste's on your cock because I keep getting letter's saying letting just cut out the middle man or was that the little man.

Thank you

Please don't thank me for staying with you, thank your friends for giving me a reason too.

Thank you

Please don't thank me for staying with you, thank your friends for giving me a reason too.

Thank You

Thank you for wiping of my ass print off the top of your car, sense your friend was nice enough to help me leave it behind.

Thank you

Thank you for fucking my Daughter with her inexperience, now you know the boredom I have had to endure having sex with you all these years.

Thank You

Thank you for being a Lying, cheating, Bastard, that was never there your absence help me in getting acquainted with your closest friends!